808 Dixieland rd. Harlingen Tx. 78552
DTF Print * Humor * If I get rabies you're high on my bitin' list
DTF Print * Humor * If I was a bird * poop on
DTF Print * Humor * If you see me out there like this, mind ya business my wife is expensive
DTF Print * Humor * In Alcohol's defense
DTF Print * Humor * Just one more chapter
DTF Print * Humor * Lashes longer than my patience
DTF Print * Humor * Let me check my givas...ometer Nope, nothing
DTF Print * Humor * Lets settle this like adults
DTF Print * Humor * My Ducks may not be in a row
DTF Print * Humor * Nope not today
DTF Print * Humor * OMG you guys, That's not what I said
DTF Print * Humor * On the way to get my s*** together
DTF Print * Humor * Only Fans
DTF Print * Humor * Pew Pew Madafakas
DTF Print * Humor * Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900's
DTF Print * Humor * Respectfully
DTF Print * Humor * Strawberry jams, but my glock don't
DTF Print * Humor * Suspect claims about laundry but never folds it
DTF Print * Humor * Suspect claims she's broke Iced coffee
DTF Print * Humor * Suspect pays for a gym membership but never goes
DTF Print * Humor * Te Calmas o te calmo
DTF Print * Humor * Today im feeling AMBI.TCHOUS
DTF Print * Humor * Triggered by Id***s
DTF Print * Humor * Undiagnosed but something ain't right (colorful)
DTF Print * Humor * Undiagnosed but something ain't right LOL
DTF Print * Humor * Well, apparently, Rock Bottom has a basement
DTF Print * Humor * What's your birthstone? Mines Rock bottom
DTF Print * Humor * Whatever life throws at you Duck
DTF Print * Humor * You call it OCD Frog
DTF Print * Humor * you just need your last haw
DTF Print * Humor * You might be drunk
DTF Print * Humor * You've just buttered your last biscuit